Here at Tiny Horsey we promise never to pass on your private details to third parties unless the offer is particularly lucrative, the requesting party is a pretty lady or we are drunk on booze.

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We endeavour to conceal your identity, logging only your IP address for the purpose of exciting our vanity or calculating the required trajectory for a strike from our orbiting space platform.

We strive to protect your dignity with every step, except for where exposing you might lead to a funny joke of some sort.

We have never knowingly been tricked by a leprechaun.

All rights remain yours unless lost in a duel.

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